imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear
don’t you mean won
If ur tongue can go faster than my vibrator u win.
but can your vibrator spit on you tho?
can your vibrator zangief pile drive you and put you in a headlock tho?
can your vibrator finish in 3 minutes and tell you to go cook some and slap your ass when you gettin off the bed and ask if you paid his phone bill tho?
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
- (via nyu-tah)